(via imgTumble)LOL CHASE. Favorite quote from this show:
“Why did you attack him?”
“He said my hair was bushy.”
(via imgTumble)Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants
s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: you walk around and hang out with ukranians who hate you. the ukranians and the animals in the ukraine try to kill you as you sit around campfires and eat sausage. your guns don’t do anything and the ground you walk on kills you.
Kingdom Hearts: Lance Bass is involved
Dark Souls: the game is easy at first and then has ridiculous difficulty spikes and you will never be prepared for them.
Knights of the Old Republic II: You do nothing for the first two hours before going off to save a bunch of old men who hate your guts all while being led by an old woman who insists that everything you do is wrong. There’s also no ending.
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